Dumb Criminals

Son of a Gun

Friday, September 18th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs, Guns

Guns and drugs don’t mix. In fact, soccer cleats and space walks go together better.

A guy applying for a handgun license got busted for drug possession at the same time, according to the Paladium Item.

He actually brought his stash with him to the police station to pay for his gun license. Cops don’t like giving handguns to people who have short-term memory problems, problems like “Did I leave my gun in the fridge or the oven?”

What’s worse is police also charged him with carrying a gun without a license. He should have done the responsible thing and gotten a li…oh, never mind.

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