Dumb Criminals

Stalled at the Police Station

Friday, January 30th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs

There is a time and a place for everything. You shouldn’t offer ladies one dollar bills to “show ‘em what the Lord gave ‘em” at a NOW rally. You shouldn’t wear a duck costume to an NRA gun show. And you shouldn’t try to sell drugs at a police station.

That last one, according to the AP, I didn’t make up.

The guy actually tried to commit his crime in the stall of a men’s bathroom at the station and the surprising part is his name ISN’T Larry Craig.

He was making the deal on his cell phone when a plain clothes officer overheard the call and hauled him off to the police station, all of which took place in under 30 seconds.

Police arrested and charges the man on drug related charges. His cell phone company charged him for roaming.

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