Stash and Burn
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 • Filed under Drugs
(Sing along, everyone!) Green Acres is the place for weed. Grass growing as far as I can see. Man, this stuff has made me really high. Boy I really could go for some pie.
OCALA, Fla. (Ocala Star Banner) – A teenager picked the wrong real estate on which to grown nine potted marijuana plants.
The 17-year-old male was arrested this past weekend after hiding the illegal crop on the vacant wooded property of Ocala Police Deputy Chief Greg Graham, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.
Planting weed on a cop’s property? Could anyone do anything stupider? Well, using the word “stupider” for starters.
The story said the land was purchased by the sheriff’s deputy as an investment. Of course, I’m sure the perpetraitor called his weed an investment. Twinkies are up! Buy! Buy!
A neighbor not identified in the story witnessed the teen planting the stuff and then questioned him about his reasons for being there. The teen reportedly told her “he was just coming from a skate park.” “I had just got done watching Benny Hill on DVD” and “I just got off my shift at Foot Locker” also would have been acceptable.
jas says: May 9th, 2007 at 1:51 am
LOL thats a gangsta *** nigga
ratu says: May 11th, 2007 at 3:56 am
weird, thts guts nt stupidity
sisi says: May 11th, 2007 at 10:12 am
i dunt get it
Grammer says: May 11th, 2007 at 10:31 am
The three previous comments have sincerely assulted the english language…they probably posted during thier 3rd period english class.
maiden-of-mystery says: May 12th, 2007 at 7:48 am
And we all wonder why human intelligence is going down the toilet.
OMGEEEEzZ says: May 14th, 2007 at 8:20 am
This is very funny. Who would plant WEED on a COPS PROPERTY! ******* idiots.
alex says: May 15th, 2007 at 8:52 am
wow, i’ve heard some stupid ****, but this just tops it all!
Flawless says: May 15th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Hey I would do the same thing…LOL!!!!!!
P-Man says: May 18th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Planing weed on a cops land is a great idea, purely because the closer you are to the Police the less chance you have of being rumbled. The biggest drug dealer in my home town lives next door to the cop shop and has never had a raid, yet the dealer on my street gets raided all the time.
Because you never expect anyone to do drugs that close to a police station no one ever thinks to question it. Plus the cops are on the take.
XKSxPOW3RSL4V3x says: May 21st, 2007 at 8:30 am
WHAT AN IDIOT, THERES PLENTY OF OTHER LAND ON THIS GIANT EARTH TO GROW MARIJUANA THAN IN A SHERRIF’S BACKYARD, STUPID ****.
cat says: May 22nd, 2007 at 11:28 am
thats hilarious. dont you know before you grow?
drgreenthumb says: May 23rd, 2007 at 10:02 am
are you sure the cop wasn’t growing the ganja himself?
matt cobern says: May 24th, 2007 at 6:49 am
this is just not very funny it happens all the time just that he was an idiot to do that
rani says: May 29th, 2007 at 9:31 am
completely utterly stupid!
ben dover says: May 30th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Well everyone so far has “insulted”, quote correction to the one that goes by “grammer”, the American standards of English grammar and and spelling. Beyond that fact this guy who planted the weed is (1) A total stupid fucktard. (2) A stupid *** for the lame excuse when he could’ve said something like, “I was looking at the property to see it’s worth buying.” (3) Weed is good, but as you’ve heard, know before you grow.
Smart one says: June 10th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
The one called Grammer. You are a ******* retared. You’re probaly a fellow student or a teacher. But u mispelled the word their with thier. You dmb ****.
Mad Red Queen says: September 22nd, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Not to insult the ‘tards who planted the strange-smelling garden on the copper’s property, but I imagine that they were either an important part of some poor school’s remedial class as children, or they, coupled with enough green, oregano-looking stuff, beat the living **** out of their glaucoma’s ***.
matt says: October 22nd, 2007 at 9:09 am
rock on
DOO DOO CHEESEBURGER says: October 29th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
ITS over and done with. I got caught but im out now and continuing to wreck havoc!!!! lol. Just stop smoking weed and get a life and you wont have to worry about that idiots!!!!
DOO DOO CHEESEBURGER says: October 29th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I really wasn’t the one who did that! Grew out of weed years ago.!!
johnny says: November 29th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
this guy is an asshat
:) Brooke says: December 3rd, 2007 at 12:45 pm
woohoo weed