Stripped
Thursday, September 27th, 2007 • Filed under Counterfeit, Drugs
Strip clubs are natural brain tranquilizers for men. Guys go in and see all those naked ladies and their brains lock up faster than an iMac. How do I know that? A friend told me.
So it shouldn’t be any surprise that this happened. According to the Associated Press, a man got caught trying to pass a counterfeit bill at a strip club when police found he had methamphetamines in his possession.
He tried to give a stripper a $100 bill when she noticed the ink was blurred. You know those blurry bills the U.S. Mint prints. They always get messed up in the wash.
Police were called and they found he had some methamphetamines on them. He claimed those were also counterfeit.
Criminals are Dumb :P says: September 28th, 2007 at 4:30 am
LOL @ Counterfeit amphetamines if only there was no such thing as crime labs … DOH!
Travis says: October 4th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
“What? No, that’s a real bill. No, I did not draw the face. Oh. You mean he doesn’t have purple hair?”
Chris says: October 9th, 2007 at 11:09 am
“Police were called and they found he had some methamphetamines on them. He claimed those were also counterfeit.”
It would have been hilarious if he would’ve actually claimed that. lol
Unknown commenter says: October 9th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
wtf? fuck stupid people lol..
Sam says: November 17th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Well obviously he was desperate because he had spent all of his stripper allowance on drugs. It happens to the best of us!
Allie (Uh-lie) says: March 13th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Smarticle…
Mike Paahana says: April 20th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
bars r the best place to slip fony mony into the world, i make um on my gf computer, print em on color printer, give um to strippers as tip, get free bj that way
Matt says: May 23rd, 2009 at 3:01 pm
mike, u kno ppl r gonna start trying that now!!!