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Stripped

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 • Filed under Counterfeit, Drugs

Strip clubs are natural brain tranquilizers for men. Guys go in and see all those naked ladies and their brains lock up faster than an iMac. How do I know that? A friend told me.

So it shouldn’t be any surprise that this happened. According to the Associated Press, a man got caught trying to pass a counterfeit bill at a strip club when police found he had methamphetamines in his possession.

He tried to give a stripper a $100 bill when she noticed the ink was blurred. You know those blurry bills the U.S. Mint prints. They always get messed up in the wash.

Police were called and they found he had some methamphetamines on them. He claimed those were also counterfeit.

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