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Stripped

September 27, 2007 @ 1:38 am · Filed under Counterfeit, Drugs

Strip clubs are natural brain tranquilizers for men. Guys go in and see all those naked ladies and their brains lock up faster than an iMac. How do I know that? A friend told me.

So it shouldn’t be any surprise that this happened. According to the Associated Press, a man got caught trying to pass a counterfeit bill at a strip club when police found he had methamphetamines in his possession.

He tried to give a stripper a $100 bill when she noticed the ink was blurred. You know those blurry bills the U.S. Mint prints. They always get messed up in the wash.

Police were called and they found he had some methamphetamines on them. He claimed those were also counterfeit.



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7 Comments »

  1. Criminals are Dumb :P Said,

    September 28, 2007 @ 4:30 am

    LOL @ Counterfeit amphetamines if only there was no such thing as crime labs … DOH!

  2. Travis Said,

    October 4, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

    “What? No, that’s a real bill. No, I did not draw the face. Oh. You mean he doesn’t have purple hair?”

  3. Chris Said,

    October 9, 2007 @ 11:09 am

    “Police were called and they found he had some methamphetamines on them. He claimed those were also counterfeit.”

    It would have been hilarious if he would’ve actually claimed that. lol

  4. Unknown commenter Said,

    October 9, 2007 @ 2:37 pm

    wtf? fuck stupid people lol..

  5. Sam Said,

    November 17, 2007 @ 6:18 am

    Well obviously he was desperate because he had spent all of his stripper allowance on drugs. It happens to the best of us!

  6. Allie (Uh-lie) Said,

    March 13, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

    Smarticle…

  7. Mike Paahana Said,

    April 20, 2008 @ 3:25 pm

    bars r the best place to slip fony mony into the world, i make um on my gf computer, print em on color printer, give um to strippers as tip, get free bj that way

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