Dumb Criminals

The Other Losers at This Year’s Super Bowl

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 • Filed under Drugs, Other

The Arizona Cardinals weren’t the only people who went home with their heads hung in shame from Tampa. There were some bigger losers, bigger being that unlike the Cardinals, they didn’t go home to a large home and a smoking hot woman who values money above looks.

TampaBay.com chronicled some of the crimes that took place in and around Super Bowl Sunday.

One person, for example, was arrested for calling 911 and telling the dispatchers, quote, “#*$& you.” Police found him and arrested him for being an ass on the telephone.

Police arrested another man for running a red light who had drugs concealed in his “buttocks.” That’s the sign of a true drug addict. They are willing to swallow something, even after it’s been in their ass.

Another man was arrested a Super Bowl concert party for knocking over an occupied portable toilet in front of two police officers. He’s in the #*$& now.

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