Dumb Criminals

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Wednesday, December 29th, 2010 • Filed under Drugs

Need a ride? Use your cell phone. Bored at school? Use your cell phone. Want to get arrested? Use your cell phone.

According to the Herald Times, an amateur criminal accidentally texted some secret information to the wrong number, making for the most unsuccessful drug deal ever. How? The recipient of the message was the deputy prosecuter! Although the actual words seem like harmless nonsense (“Roxy twenties fifteen”), Indiana policemen say it’s code for oxycodone and other prescription drugs. Soon he’ll be heading to prison, which I’ve heard is infamous for its dead zones.

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