Dumb Criminals

Where There’s Smoke, There’s Pot

Friday, May 1st, 2009 • Filed under Drugs

Safety is job one here at DumbCriminals HQ. We have fire extinguishers posted on the walls in our staff kitchen. We have fire extinguishers posted at fire exits. We even have fire extinguishers posted next to our fire extinguishers in case they catch on fire.

Some pot growers went too far when their smoke alarm alerted the authorities to their stash, according to the Lancashire Evening Post.

Some neighbors heard the alarm and called the authorities because they thought there was a fire brewing in the building. Something was brewing, but it wasn’t a fire.

It turns out the ultra high lights that powered the growth of the plants overloaded and started smoking. Looks like their plans went “up in smoke.” My pay will be docked for this bit.

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