Play with fire and you’ll get burned. Play drugs and fire and you’ll get posted on Dumbcriminals.com.

MIAMI (Sun Sentinel) — A man who reported a fire at his Miami-Dade home was arrested Monday when emergency officials discovered a marijuana hydroponics lab, authorities said.

Roy Diaz, 31, reported the fire about 6:45 a.m. in the house he shared with his wife and child in the 26000 block of Southwest 192nd Avenue, said Detective Nelda Fonticiella, spokesman for the Miami-Dade Police Department.

Firefighters quickly put out the flames and discovered 53 mature marijuana plants worth about $400,000.

Diaz was treated for smoke inhalation and then arrested on charges of trafficking in marijuana, grand theft of electrical power and child endangerment. Authorities have not determined the cause of the fire.

When asked how the fire started, a Miami-Dade Fire Department spokesperson said, “Dave’s not here man.”

It took the firefighters awhile to put out the flames because of the intensity of the flames, the strong source of the fires and “SpongeBob” was on.

Immediately after fire crews extinguished the flames, they responded to another series of alarm calls at a nearby Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Weinerschnitzer and Long John Silvers.

I could do these stoner jokes all night, so I think I’ll just stop here.