Dumb Criminals

While You Were Out of Your Mind

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs

It’s always nice and courteous to leave a forwarding message if you’re going to be away and people need to contact you. Except if you left a forwarding address and number in case someone finds your drugs.

That’s just what happened to one man who lost his stash in a hardware store, according to KHQ.com.

The man left his bag o’ methamphetamines (from the makers of the “Barrel of Heroin!”) near the cash register, then came back to the store looking for them. The drugs were later found, but his brain has yet to be located.

The man left his name and number with the store in case his “items” were found. Police returned them to the man, then arrested him.

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  • Steve Berry says: June 11th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    It’s like I have said every time I see the state of the criminal lifestyle..The new batch give criminals a bad name

  • Ken Molloy says: June 11th, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    I think it gives “dumbest criminals” the benefit of doubt. I believe it is impossible to underestimate the intelligence of some idiots. Their IQ might equal their shoe size!

  • skyedude says: June 14th, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    honestly, if i were him, i’d just say,

    i’ll just shoot myself, thanks.

  • Wes says: July 31st, 2009 at 2:00 am

    Proof that drugs rot your brain.

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