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Whoever Thought Something Dumb Would Happen at the Police Academy?

Sunday, August 17th, 2008 • Filed under Drugs

You know how Jesus once said, “Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for day, but teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime”? I wonder how many people Jesus sent to the dunce corner during his fishing classes.

According to the Daily Freeman, a student in a college police academy got busted selling drugs in an undercover sting.

He got busted selling cocaine and his teachers arrested him. They also ordered him to report to detention immediately after his sentence.

The suspect was in the early stages of the police academy, so he probably didn’t get to the part in the textbook where it says, “Don’t sell drugs on the side.”

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  • BK says: August 18th, 2008 at 6:19 am

    Not sure if that was meant as a joke, but Jesus never said that :P ( look in one of those searchable online Bibles if you’re unsure )

    Anyway, I prefer “Set a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life!”

  • KS says: August 19th, 2008 at 2:32 am

    I agree with the fire!

    *ahem* Now. About this criminal. I’ve seen some pretty stupid people in my shcool career, and will see more, I’m sure. But I’ve never even heard of somebody being that pathetically dumb in a school situation. Sheesh, he musta been on some good drugs himself.

  • Spurwing Plover says: September 15th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT DOPE?

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