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Worse than Chipotle’s Mistake

Thursday, June 16th, 2016 • Filed under Drugs, Smugglers

What do you prefer on your burritos? Meat cooked long before being shipped all the way from Chicago, beans of suspicious origin, or ninety-seven varieties of salsa? Honestly, none of this really matters when you’re intoxicated enough.

Now you can experience both substance abuse and low-quality sustenance at the same time! Border protection arrested a woman in Arizona after she attempted to carry a bag full of burritos into the US entrance. According to HP, drug dogs sniffed around to discover each burrito was nothing but tortillas wrapped around bags of methamphetamines. The suspect admitted she was being paid $500 to smuggle meth into the country, probably so she could afford the guacamole.

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