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Would You Like to Be Fried With That?

Thursday, October 12th, 2006 • Filed under Drugs

burgerWorking at a fast food joint has to be the lowest possible rung on the employment ladder. You make next to nothing. You deal with whiny people who can find a million things wrong with a McNugget. You serve food that even blind pigs wouldn’t eat. Probably the only way you could get someone to eat it is if you added marijuana to it.

LOS LUNAS, N.M. (AP) — Three workers at a Burger King restaurant were arrested after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered that the hamburgers they ordered were sprinkled with marijuana.

The Isleta Police Department officers ate about half of their burgers Sunday before discovering marijuana on the meat. The officers used a field test kit to confirm the substance was pot, then went to a hospital for a medical evaluation.

The officers said they became suspicious of the burgers after they immediately ordered 20,000 Whopper Jr’s and a small fries to go.

The officers also said they plan to file charges of possession of marijuana and aggravated battery on an officer “right after this next episode of ‘SpongeBob,’ man.”

Officer Rod Farva could not be reached for comment.

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  • Jeremy says: March 8th, 2007 at 10:42 pm

    This is a duplicate story. Your site sucks.
  • justin says: March 16th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    if this site sucks then why do you feel the need to comment because most people who like this site don’t want to hear about it. i mean i tell people they are morons because they just say how stupid the people in the story are but this is rediculouse they want laughs you want everyone to know your an ass
  • Mad Red Queen says: September 25th, 2007 at 8:27 am

    “You burger puck sonofabitch!” Seriously, only an idiot would sabotage the food of anyone who carries a weapon. It’s like a game of russian rulette- you could get the cop who actually enjoys it, or you could get the Rod Farva of hostile cops.
  • Ronald says: August 18th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    They probably made it for themselves, then forgot they made it and sold it.

    You must’ve had one big Spongebob trip, ’cause every pot related story envolves one of the suspects watching it.

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