Would You Like to Be Fried With That?
Thursday, October 12th, 2006 • Filed under Drugs
Working at a fast food joint has to be the lowest possible rung on the employment ladder. You make next to nothing. You deal with whiny people who can find a million things wrong with a McNugget. You serve food that even blind pigs wouldn’t eat. Probably the only way you could get someone to eat it is if you added marijuana to it.
LOS LUNAS, N.M. (AP) — Three workers at a Burger King restaurant were arrested after two Isleta tribal police officers discovered that the hamburgers they ordered were sprinkled with marijuana.
The Isleta Police Department officers ate about half of their burgers Sunday before discovering marijuana on the meat. The officers used a field test kit to confirm the substance was pot, then went to a hospital for a medical evaluation.
The officers said they became suspicious of the burgers after they immediately ordered 20,000 Whopper Jr’s and a small fries to go.
The officers also said they plan to file charges of possession of marijuana and aggravated battery on an officer “right after this next episode of ‘SpongeBob,’ man.”
Officer Rod Farva could not be reached for comment.
Mad Red Queen says: September 25th, 2007 at 8:27 am
“You burger puck sonofabitch!” Seriously, only an idiot would sabotage the food of anyone who carries a weapon. It’s like a game of russian rulette- you could get the cop who actually enjoys it, or you could get the Rod Farva of hostile cops.