Drinking and Thinking Don’t Mix
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009 • Filed under Drunks
Despite the beliefs of some, drinking doesn’t mix well with everything. For instance, driving, being in public, slightly unbuttoned pants, mountain biking, juggling, playing the zither, pricing unicycles and, of course, police stations.
One police officer taught some young whippersnappers that lesson when he busted him for underage drinking in his own police station, according to the Salem News.
The youngin’s went to the police station to report a hit-and-run and were told to wait in the parking lot for an officer to take their case. While they were there, the three college boys started polishing off a bottle of rum, the drink for underage college students who aspire to be pirates.
That’s when the officer showed up and the three admitted they had been drinking with the bottle still in their underage claw. Curly, Larry and Moe were arrested on the spot.
They were sentenced to six months of unsupervised probation, which pretty much describes college in a nutshell.