I Can’t Mow 55
Drunks and lawnmowers go together like peanut butter and butter. Sure the two weren’t made for each other, but when they accidentally go together, they can create something magical.
According to the Associated Press, a man in Michigan got busted for driving drunk on his lawnmower.
The only way it could have gotten worse is if it was a push mower.
The man told police his wife had taken the car and it was the only mode of transportation he had after downing two whole bottles of wine. Ummmm, how about WALKING? You may not be able to walk a straight line when you’re drunk, but that doesn’t mean you can’t walk.
He was also riding his lawn mower to (wait for it) the liquor store! Oh thank the Lord Bacchus using his magic comedy juice to inspire such stupidity. Alcohol - it’s what’s for dinner.
Allie Said,
January 31, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
i thought this story is over used
Isaac Said,
January 31, 2008 @ 6:48 pm
This is the best story ever man! I love it!
Charles Said,
February 5, 2008 @ 7:15 pm
I saw this-a-one on one of those “cop clip” shows. This is the first time I’ve been told how much he sucked down.
dj Said,
February 12, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
hahahahaha this wuz in my town…..I seen this dude 2…..prolly on his way 2 the liquor store…..dumbazz wuz driving right down mainstreet throught downtown…..n u could tell he was drunker then sh!t
simon Said,
March 6, 2008 @ 3:42 am
dj wtf i dont get half of what ur writing dumbass!
rachel Said,
March 21, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
hahaha…
Dark Lady Said,
June 2, 2008 @ 9:51 pm
Didn’t George Jones the country singer do this too? It is just too funny.
ronda Said,
June 12, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
hey George Jones did it, i think back in the 70’s but this sounds like something one of my relatives would have done.