Jerk in the Box
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 • Filed under Drunks
No, don’t worry overweight America. This story isn’t about a fast food employee doing something disgusting to your meal that would get him fired, then re-hired just so they could fire him again before he’s arrested. Besides, there’s nothing a fast food worker could do to your burger that could make it worse for you than it already is.
A drunk driver drove his lawnmower to a Jack in the Box drive-thru, according to UPI.
He actually drove up to the speaker on the mower and then up to the window. The employee said they didn’t notice anything strange coming from the speaker since every person who drives up to it sounds like they are on a riding mower.
Police arrested on the man on his mower because there is no amount of dignity the man can claim for himself.
Henke says: November 3rd, 2009 at 10:22 am
What law was he violating again?
Charles says: November 3rd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Crook Fail.
heather says: November 5th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
what an idiot he was drunk that is the crime he was committing dumb shit
Khloey says: November 9th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Why is he getting arrested? I was actually thinking about going up to the drive-thru on a lawn mower because I was hungry and was to lazy to put my lawn mower away first.
alex says: November 12th, 2009 at 9:44 am
I love it…
big pimp says: November 12th, 2009 at 9:45 am
I love it more than Alex cus i’m a u know…
Jared kemmerer says: November 12th, 2009 at 9:47 am
It is so stupid a dumb a## crook would do that… Epic fail..
420 says: November 22nd, 2009 at 9:53 am
The only thing he did wrong was get caught drunk wile driving it. Some of the comments are funnier than the story… LMFAO…..puff.puff.pass
LawlKat says: December 8th, 2009 at 4:05 am
Lol, coming from ‘420′ who says ‘puff.puff.pass’ Some of these comments ARE pretty funny, though. READ IT, and THEN post a comment.
Mr Mac says: December 10th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
A few years back a local man here was riding past the police station on his ride on lawn mower, carrying a cask of goon. When the Officer came out to see what was happening, he ask the man “what are you doing”, he told them he was on his way to the pub. He was charged with DUI, and the pub gave him a stupidity award.
riley says: January 27th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
stupid fucking redneck…. at least while he’s in jail he cant beat his wife
Jaki says: February 4th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Why does he have to be a redneck? True rednecks do NOT come from South Carolina! In the real SOUTH there aint no Jack in the box. It would be really funny if he rode his lawnmower to sonic and his carhop turned him in for drinking in driving lol