Dumb Criminals

Late For Work Or What?

Saturday, December 1st, 2012 • Filed under Drunks

There is a right way to do things, and a wrong way. Bacon and pancakes = great! Bacon in pancakes = what is the matter with you. Brushing your teeth = healthy. Orange juice = healthy and delicious. Brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice = go back to your home planet.

Of course, much worse things exist. A woman in Virginia was spotted walking down a highway with a stroller in one hand and a baby in the other. Why? According to Huffington Post, the woman was so intoxicated she could barely walk. Ahh, now it’s justifiable. To make matters worse, the child was wearing only a sleeper and deputies believe there was heroin in the woman’s possession. She was arrested, and her baby was turned over to relatives. Not exactly parent of the year…

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