Napped in the Closet
Saturday, October 27th, 2007 • Filed under Burglaries, Drunks
It’s a shame that alcohol makes some men do the most horrid, selfish and illegal things. If only alcohol had a better effect on the human body, like say, you have too few many beers, a shot of whiskey and a sniff of Jaegermeister and the alcohol in your brain mixes with your neurons and you black out. Then when you wake up you realize you’ve been working all night on a cure for cancer.
According to the Akron Beacon Journal, a man got drunk, broke into his ex-girlfriend’s house, hid in the closet and fell asleep, and his ex-girlfriend discovered him the next morning.
The woman told police she figured something was wrong when she noticed the strong odor of beer coming form the closet. She said it was followed by the stench of emotional humiliation, which incidentally smells just like a broccoli fart.
She opened the door and there in the closet was her drunk ex-boyfriend. Police said it was the second time he tried to break into her home. In his defense, it was their anniversary.
The man fled the home without his shoes. Police said he can retrieve them from the nearest police station.
thunderbird says: October 28th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Dumb Criminals » Napped in the Closet II says: November 27th, 2007 at 12:34 am