Dumb Criminals

Never Say Never Again

Sunday, October 1st, 2006 • Filed under Drunks

drunk driverFool me once? Shame on you. Fool me twice? Shame on you. Fool me 18 times? Shame on…we’re not gonna get fooled again.

LEBANON, Pa. (WGAL.com) — A Lebanon County man who has been convicted of drunken driving 18 times has been sentenced to two-and-a-quarter to five years in state prison.

James Myers, 56, had pleaded guilty to a DUI charge stemming from an October arrest in Palmyra, where he lives. Police said his blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit when he was pulled over for speeding.

In July, Myers received a separate state prison sentence of two-and-a-half to five years for drunken driving, speeding and careless driving in Middlesex Township, Cumberland County.

You get arrested for the same crime 18 times and you promise a judge, the man who was the power to hold your fate in that little wooden hammer thingy, that you won’t do it again. Does anybody see something wrong with this crime scene, Det. Sipowitz?

There’s no “do over” statute, bub.

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  • ERIK M. says: January 22nd, 2007 at 9:21 am

    he had 18 DUI’S? PA. needs to toughen their laws. I live in MI. the courts throw us in prison usually after 3.
  • tony tiger says: February 13th, 2007 at 11:45 am

    I live in oklahoma and they throw us in prison for five years after three
  • me says: July 20th, 2007 at 11:09 am

    IN THE BEER STATE, BEST OF ALL 50, WISCONSIN ITS 1 YEAR IN JAIL FOR 5 DUIs
  • Mad Red Queen says: September 25th, 2007 at 8:48 am

    Hah. Well, I know a guy that went to prison for awhile after crashing into a cop car while piss drunk, and he still claims to this day that it was the cops who crashed into HIM. He looks at the picture of his car smashed into a cop’s cruiser, and he still denies it.

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