Dumb Criminals

Next Time Just Call The Pizza Guy

Friday, November 7th, 2014 • Filed under Drunks

How desperate have you been for a date? I once asked my group of friends if they’d sleep with their professors in college, and for some wild reason, everyone said no…at least “not until I had completed the course”. Well. Maybe I should seek new friends elsewhere.

Should I be friends with this guy? According to Huffington Post, this Florida man was arrested for calling 911 (three times!) and asking the dispatcher on a date. Allegedly the man was fairly intoxicated and even asked the poor operator if she was “into handcuffs”. In possibly the only occurrence of a quirky sense of humor failing with the ladies, the bearded man with a smoldering mug shot was sent to county jail on a charge of 911 misuse.

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