Dumb Criminals

Not Without My Pants

Friday, October 16th, 2009 • Filed under Drunks

Say what you will about this turd in the gene pool. At least he has the balls to go without pants and his officer’s will admit to it, because he doesn’t have any pants.

A public drunkard was arrested for his lack of fashion sense, mainly his lack of pants, according to the Bangor Daily News.

How drunk to you have to be to forget something as important as pants? Who cares? If you’re that drunk, enjoy it.

Police at the scene said the man was “extremely intoxicated.” People who read the police report called it “extremely obvious.”

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