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Slumped in the Saddle

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 • Filed under Drunks

Ever break a law you didn’t know existed? You are either very unlucky or extremely dumb and it’s too bad you can’t plead “dumb” in a court of law.

Police arrested a man for driving drunk on a horse, according to ABC News.

It’s as simple as that. He got drunk at a bar, got on his horse and tried to get a ride home. Doesn’t that technically make the horse the designated driver?

He even was warned by the owner of the bar where he was drinking not to ride his horse home. The only way this could get better is if the horse told him to call a cab as well.

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  • Kelly says: September 21st, 2009 at 2:57 am

    Something important is missing in the logic of this law: The horse is not a machine operated by the driver, but rather is an animal with a (in this case, likely far more intelligent and even sober) brain of its own. Most horses know the way home and unless the horse had a little whiskey in the oats too, will be the sober for the run home.

  • smeth says: September 29th, 2009 at 2:36 am

    i cant think of a better designated driver, where i come from most of us have ridden horses while drunk.

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  • Khloey says: November 9th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    First, you can’t drink and drive in a car, now horses????

  • Snakes says: November 26th, 2009 at 1:05 am

    For ***** sake.

  • Alex says: February 22nd, 2010 at 5:47 am

    well, if the guy were to pass out while on the horse and fall off the horse, he could possibly fall into the street and into traffic, also, he could lead the horse into the wrong lane of traffic, assuming this occurred at night or in bad weather conditions, he and the horse could also be hit by a vehicle, and the horse wouldn’t know to get out of the way, horses w/o riders don’t, so horses w/intoxicated riders wouldn’t either….

  • Puffy says: April 2nd, 2010 at 12:03 am

    It’s a horse. Not a damn deer. Horses get spooked by a twig breaking. So what do you think they’ll do if they hear an engine coming toward them. Run. But that is a stupid law. A horse is not machinery.

  • Kaylea says: June 23rd, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    lol horses do go home! better than them in a car hurting someone else!

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