Dumb Criminals

Snack Attack

Tuesday, June 9th, 2015 • Filed under Break-Ins, Drunks

Imagine moving in with the significant other you had as a nineteen year old. No matter your current circumstances, you’d have to leave your home immediately and begin a new life with this person from your past. Here’s the catch: he/she is still nineteen whereas you remain the age you currently are. How do you cope?

I would imagine it would feel as though a heavily intoxicated, nearly naked, perpetually hungry teenager had broken into your house at 3 am. Funnily enough, this is exactly what happened to an unsuspecting Indiana homeowner. According to Huffington Post, a man called the police to report a home intruder in the dead of night. This intruder was incoherent and clad only in boxers, supposedly looking for a bag of chips to cure the all-too-common condition of Drunk Munchies. After failing a blood test, he was sent to the hospital as a quick detour before inevitable incarceration.

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