Win, Lose or Drink
Saturday, April 28th, 2007 • Filed under Drunks, Theft
I’m not exaggerating when I say I love beer. I love everything about it. I love the way it tastes, the way it smells, the way when you crack one open, some mist slowly pours out of the top like a genie is coming out of it. If beer were a woman, I’d marry one since she wouldn’t mind me putting my mouth on her all the time and she’s always be drunk. But even I have my limits.
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) – A German phone thief led police right to his front door when they called the stolen mobile to say he had won some free beer and he willingly gave his address.
He turned himself in for beer. That’s a level of commitment I just can’t think about. I’ve also killed a lot of brain cells.
The police basically called him up and said he’d won a crate full of beer, but all he got was a crate full of sorrow or as it’s called in America: a crate full of O’Doul’s.
A contender for “Best Line of the Year” comes from the police spokesman: “I think the man was drunk.” Does that mean they’re waiting for lab results or something? Somebody call the Mystery Machine. We’ve got a conundrum on our hands.
maiden-of-mystery says: April 28th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Free beer? How stupid can you get? Now if it were tequila…
he said she says: May 7th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
tequila is for pussies its albout the so co and absynth mix
opp says: June 5th, 2007 at 8:28 am
uuuuummmmmm TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!
Alex says: June 19th, 2007 at 9:35 am
that better have been good beer
Mcdess says: June 21st, 2007 at 2:31 am
Hey Alex No Beer dumb shit!!!
me says: July 20th, 2007 at 10:42 am
Y r u guys talkin about tortillas this is about a dumb ***hole
Lacye says: September 4th, 2007 at 10:19 am
What is wrong with that man? Instead of drinking all of that beer he needs to get his head checked.