Dumb Criminals

How Not To Throw A Party

Sunday, May 5th, 2013 • Filed under Embezzlers

Don’t suck-ups suck? “Mrs. Brown, I really like your shirt today.” “Here Coach, my mom made some cookies for you.” Goodness, make friends with people your own age please. Unless you’re only nice to people who can give you something back? Here’s a case of sucking up gone wrong.

In Florida, a woman was arrested for embezzlement after throwing her boss a surprise party. The expensive celebration aroused suspicion, and it was discovered that the woman had been skimming money off the company for 10 years, and eventually accumulated 182 dollars. How punk rock is that? According to Dig Triad, she was charged with two first degree felonies. Maybe the boss shouldn’t risk having any more birthdays for a while.

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