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Saturday, March 12th, 2011 • Filed under Fraud

Although this website is dedicated to cretin criminals and foolish felons, there are often some pretty dumb victims as well. Or in this case, just very careless.

A Florida man, who happens to have the lovely occupation of a teeth-cleaning, cavity-filling, spit-sucking dentist, has been charged with credit card fraud. According to Lansing State Journal, the credit card had just been lying in a Publix parking lot. (That’s where the victim’s carelessness came in.) After picking it up, he goes and spends FORTY DOLLARS on pizza. With extra olives. And I thought you had to be SMART to graduate med school…

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