Dumb Criminals

Brain Spill on Aisle 4

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 • Filed under Fraud, Theft

Going to the grocery ain’t exactly a bowl of fabric softener either.

Just take this woman who committed credit card fraud and got snagged because she used her grocery discount card at the same time, according to the News & Advance.

That’s pretty damn cheap, using a stolen card to buy groceries and then demanding a discount. I’ll bet she’s the kind of person who using his own telephone and instinctively reaches for the coin slot.

The police detective said she probably just “absentmindedly” used her own card. That implies that she had a mind in the first place.

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