Pennies from Heaven
Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 • Filed under Fraud
Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret. I’m from Bank of America. I’ve just received this check endorsed to you and I’m going to need to verify your signature. Can you give me a social security number and date of birth, please?
HOBART, Ind. (Court TV) — In God he really trusts.
According to Hobart, Ind., police, a Gary man fell afoul of the law after he tried to cash a $50,000 check from God at a local bank.
No offense to the religious out there, but how stupid could he think the bank tellers are? God only uses money orders.
Police later found several other checks on the man including one for $100,000 signed by “King/Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords/Servant R.E.E.” Apparently, he didn’t dot his I’s with little hearts like God does.
I’ve seen some weird cases in my day, but this one ticos my taco. I mean did he honestly think he could convince people that God would give up some of his money? I’ve never gotten change back from the collection plate.
Feather says: March 5th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
wow………now when i want money or checks, i’ll just ask Satan….
justin says: March 6th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
i bet the morman teller got pretty pissed
Jon says: March 7th, 2007 at 11:39 am
You have to wonder what the hell these people are thinking lol
Brian Woodruff says: March 8th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Another Story I’m Sure You’ll LIke.
Since it involves Bank of America.
I don’t think GOD has a B of A account ANYWHERE in the world
That I know of, anyway.
Aaron says: March 20th, 2007 at 8:35 am
what is this guy a ****** or what ??? if i was the teller i would have told him to get his sorry *** out of there… like come on…even if it was true who is going to beleive him…i am sure as hell i wouldn’t
nicole says: March 22nd, 2007 at 10:30 am
Brian im with you i have looked and looked..hell im as stupid as this guy.
Will says: May 10th, 2007 at 12:58 am
“Sir, if ‘God’ gave you this check, why didnt he sign it?”
Jen says: November 4th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
That’s funny Will. God doesn’t need a bank account on earth, duh, all his money’s in The First Bank of the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Well, at any rate all his money would be in heaven with him, either that or he would just make whatever he wants just appear and never even need money. But on a serious note, What was that guy smoking to think someone would cash a check made out to God???? STUPID PEOPLE SUCK!!!!!!!