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Haze A Ghost, Funnel A Goblin

Sunday, January 4th, 2015 • Filed under Guns

As I’m nearing the end of my college search, I find myself worrying about aspects that had seemed trivial at the beginning. For example: do I want to go to a school that has the country’s largest Starbucks, or do I want to go to one with multiple Starbucks franchises on campus? Which option adds up to the most frappo per square inch? I’m also concerned about my decision not to rush.

However, this South Carolinian fraternity brother reassured me of my choice’s fortitude. He was arrested for possession of an unlicensed firearm…at a graveyard. According to The Smoking Gun, he was with twenty other fraternity members, commencing some sort of “ritual”. Spookily enough, the article does not mention any further details of the ritual, but the young man claimed he brought the gun for protection. Sounds like these dudes are up to more mischief than the traditional punch-spiking and dip spitting.

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