Dumb Criminals

Number Dumb…With a Bullet

Friday, March 20th, 2009 • Filed under Guns

Guns and courthouses don’t mix. Just like fire and dynamite, Pop Rocks and Waffles and strip clubs and first dates.

A woman who turned up for court to face assault and theft charges also got weapon charges tacked on to her record, according to the .

She hid her gun in her baby’s diaper bag. Does that mean she hid the bullets in her baby?

She put the bag through the X-ray machine when courthouse security found the weapon. How did they know it was a gun? I’ve looked at my things when they go through the X-ray machine. It always looks like black and white vomit. I know that’s not my vomit because I always throw-up in 32-bit color.

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  • John says: July 24th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    How did they know? Looks like black and white vomit? You have a lot of nerve calling these crooks dumb!

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