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Window Pains

Friday, November 6th, 2009 • Filed under Guns

Normally, there is nothing funny about a deadly drive-by shooting, even if the plot is botched. Notice that I said normally.

An attempted drive-by shooting was stopped when the shooter forgot to roll down his window, according to CityPages.

On the one hand, it’s good to know that no one was seriously hurt. On the other, I just know Windex is itching at the chance to turn this into a testimonial commercial.

The shooter even had the window repaired and filed it as an insurance claim. Who says car insurance is so smart that a “caveman can do it”?

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