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Sunday, March 15th, 2015 • Filed under Guns

Exactly what drives people over the edge? Everyone has a breaking point I suppose. All you have to do is watch the Cell Block Tango from Chicago to figure out what causes women to lose their sanity. You may also figure out what the term “murder boner” means in the process.

A mother from Illinois was charged with endangerment of children and reckless firearm usage after allegedly firing a rifle multiple times into a flat-screen TV. Why? Maybe she didn’t like the music video playing. Maybe she was a proponent of the virtue “idle hands are the devil’s playground”. According to Huffington Post, the mother offered no explanation to her children and is pleading “not guilty” in court. I know people idolize Elvis, but this is just ridiculous.

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