Astronut: A Special Report Update
Saturday, August 11th, 2007 • Filed under Kidnappings
Here’s another on the NASA SNAFU. No, I’m not talking about the hole in the heat shield on the Space Shuttle. That’s story for a real news source. I’m talking about the Lisa Nowak love triangle, the story for fake news sources like DumbCriminals.com, Cracked and FOX News.
According to the Associated Press, the former astronaut asked a judge to have her ankle bracelet removed while she waits for her trial.
Her reason? It doesn’t go with her pants suit.
Nowak claims the device is interfering when she exercises, and prohibits her from flying on commercial aircraft or watching her kids in the pool. I’m sure it also messes up her Senior Frogs awarding winning belly flop.
She also called it an “unnecessary and expensive expense.” The state is making her pay for it. I also understand the costs to get satellite TV on it are outrageous.
SmokesAlottaPottamus says: August 13th, 2007 at 5:48 am
So then, the astronaut diapers she chose to wear where chic and stylish? It’s no wonder Ms. Nowak chose the profession she did. She’s so far out of touch with reality, it seems she’s been floating around the cosmos since birth!
Sean Phillips says: September 21st, 2007 at 8:09 am
She scares me. Lol
dottie says: August 4th, 2008 at 11:09 am
is this kiddnaping or others im not sure
Jolanda says: November 19th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Good god. These people are an embarrasment to society!
Kim says: March 23rd, 2009 at 8:55 am
how stupid lol
Perry says: April 7th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
6) It prevents her from wearing huggies because if she pees it will leak all over the anklet.
neene says: January 10th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
She feel like she’s on dope dope lol like dorrough said a hot mess she ugly lol
andy says: January 13th, 2010 at 9:58 am
So… what got kidnapped?
mary says: January 27th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
and WHY was she flying an commercial aircraft… Hmmmm let me think!!