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Astronut: A Special Report Update

August 11, 2007 @ 10:22 pm · Filed under Kidnappings

Here’s another on the NASA SNAFU. No, I’m not talking about the hole in the heat shield on the Space Shuttle. That’s story for a real news source. I’m talking about the Lisa Nowak love triangle, the story for fake news sources like DumbCriminals.com, Cracked and FOX News.

According to the Associated Press, the former astronaut asked a judge to have her ankle bracelet removed while she waits for her trial.

Her reason? It doesn’t go with her pants suit.

Nowak claims the device is interfering when she exercises, and prohibits her from flying on commercial aircraft or watching her kids in the pool. I’m sure it also messes up her Senior Frogs awarding winning belly flop.

She also called it an “unnecessary and expensive expense.” The state is making her pay for it. I also understand the costs to get satellite TV on it are outrageous.



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4 Comments »

  1. SmokesAlottaPottamus Said,

    August 13, 2007 @ 5:48 am

    So then, the astronaut diapers she chose to wear where chic and stylish? It’s no wonder Ms. Nowak chose the profession she did. She’s so far out of touch with reality, it seems she’s been floating around the cosmos since birth!

  2. Sean Phillips Said,

    September 21, 2007 @ 8:09 am

    She scares me. Lol

  3. dottie Said,

    August 4, 2008 @ 11:09 am

    is this kiddnaping or others im not sure

  4. Jolanda Said,

    November 19, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

    Good god. These people are an embarrasment to society!

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