Dumb Criminals

Failed And Jailed

Tuesday, May 21st, 2013 • Filed under Fraud, Kidnappings

Ugh, grades. For a lot of students, the school year is wrapping up. But instead of going vegan (the lawnmower diet) for a “beach body” and attempting a natural tan (ha), most of us are stressing the heck out over other things. AP exams, final exams, 89’s, 79’s, you name it. I apologize if I’ve caused any PTSD anxiety for those of you no longer in school.

Hopefully your anxiety isn’t as severe as this guy’s. A 19 year old attending college in suburban Atlanta found himself failing a class. Not just any class, but an English course at Gwinnett Georgia College. Instead of telling his parents this, he texted them claiming that he had been kidnapped. According to HP, he spent a week camping in an undeveloped area until the weather became too harsh. Well. At least he avoided disappointing his parents.

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