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Gluing Feet?

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Kidnappings

Some guy broke into a woman’s home and glued his foot to her face. They then had to drive to the hospital to have it surgically removed. He was of course arrested after the surgery was over.

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  • kiler says: February 22nd, 2007 at 12:29 am

    yeah…glue your feet to a womans face, then get it off then get arrested…great day of the dumb and mostly retarded
  • Jon says: March 9th, 2007 at 11:12 am

    Uhm… glued his foot to her face? Ok, I’m speechless about this one…
  • ... says: March 10th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Hmm, how intelligent. Im going to super glue my face to her foot for no apparent reason! Unless this was a freak accident, I imagine his parent’s didn’t hug him enough…
  • aram says: April 10th, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    what!? how did she let him glue his feet to her face? … -_-;
  • alasha says: April 16th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    that a crazy mother er gluin yo foot to a women face u the dunbest chimeral i know if there were awarded for the spudiest crimal it goes out to u in that comes from the heart
  • Brittany says: August 1st, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    OMG OMG OMG OMG
  • J.T. says: June 16th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    I can’t believe you call someone the stupidest criminal and spell it spudiest crimal.

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