Comments on: Have a Happy Thanksgiving

By: this is not human

this is not human — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 03:41:27 +0000

i am disuturded that everyone finds the fact that the man lost a testicle to be the most disturbing fact and not the part where he did all of this in hopes that the “stereo” will bring the ransom. Or the fact that there are two even dumber ppl who accompanied him…

By: Nikke

Nikke — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 07:27:01 +0000

You only have to make it so you can’t continue to procreate to get a darwin award.

By: j'Lea

j'Lea — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 07:24:06 +0000

Amusingly this “man” if you can call him that is my brother. The gun actually fell down his pants but rather than pull the leg of his pants up to get it he reached down into his pants to pull it up, shooting himself in the calf, then instead of dropping the gun he continued to pull it up through the waist of his pants shooting himself in the groin (grazing his shaft and straight down through the testicle) He ended up having his right testicle removed, but the doctors are sure if it shattered from an infection or because he shot it. Unfortunately he didn’t get them both and can still create children, although he doesn’t take care of them.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:15:57 +0000

Funny! Newspaper headline read “Back Off Or The Right One Gets It Too!” Hee-Hee!

By: James

James — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:02:22 +0000

“Pity it wasn’t both testicles, he’d have been a perfect entry for a Darwin Award.”
You have to die to get a Darwin Award, I think. But I read about a guy who, as a dare, put both testicles inside one of the golfball cleaners at a golf course. Didn’t end well.

By: Mad Red Queen

Mad Red Queen — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:32:15 +0000

Oh wow- someone’s actually dumb enough to re-enact a scene from “Lonestar: State Of Mind”?! Well, unintentionally, I guess, but still…

By: Sean Phillips

Sean Phillips — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:07:27 +0000

What is that guy doing with a dead chicken on his head?

By: Raine

Raine — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:21:07 +0000

Did he lose the testicle?! Are you kidding me?! Even the most well endowed man could not shoot himself in the left teticle and still ahev that left testicle. Oy.

By: D. Vineyard

D. Vineyard — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:09:08 +0000

Pity it wasn’t both testicles, he’d have been a perfect entry for a Darwin Award.

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:07:27 +0000

Thank you so much for these insane stories… geez, shooting himself in the testicle! That’ll leave a mark…

By: mike

mike — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:47:02 +0000

did he lose the tesicle?

By: Sir Laughsalot

Sir Laughsalot — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 23:08:20 +0000

Anyone who thinks humans are the pinnacle of evolution should take a look at this.