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	<title>Comments on: Have a Happy Thanksgiving</title>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/have-a-happy-thanksgiving/comment-page-1/#comment-34217</link>
		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny! Newspaper headline read &quot;Back Off Or The Right One Gets It Too!&quot; Hee-Hee!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny! Newspaper headline read &#8220;Back Off Or The Right One Gets It Too!&#8221; Hee-Hee!</p>
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		<title>By: James</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/have-a-happy-thanksgiving/comment-page-1/#comment-25188</link>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Pity it wasn’t both testicles, he’d have been a perfect entry for a Darwin Award.&quot;
You have to die to get a Darwin Award, I think. But I read about a guy who, as a dare, put both testicles inside one of the golfball cleaners at a golf course. Didn&#039;t end well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Pity it wasn’t both testicles, he’d have been a perfect entry for a Darwin Award.&#8221;<br />
You have to die to get a Darwin Award, I think. But I read about a guy who, as a dare, put both testicles inside one of the golfball cleaners at a golf course. Didn&#8217;t end well.</p>
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		<title>By: Mad Red Queen</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/have-a-happy-thanksgiving/comment-page-1/#comment-21245</link>
		<dc:creator>Mad Red Queen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh wow- someone&#039;s actually dumb enough to re-enact a scene from &quot;Lonestar: State Of Mind&quot;?!  Well, unintentionally, I guess, but still...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh wow- someone&#8217;s actually dumb enough to re-enact a scene from &#8220;Lonestar: State Of Mind&#8221;?!  Well, unintentionally, I guess, but still&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Sean Phillips</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/have-a-happy-thanksgiving/comment-page-1/#comment-21163</link>
		<dc:creator>Sean Phillips</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What is that guy doing with a dead chicken on his head?</description>
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		<title>By: Raine</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/have-a-happy-thanksgiving/comment-page-1/#comment-20183</link>
		<dc:creator>Raine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did he lose the testicle?! Are you kidding me?! Even the most well endowed man could not shoot himself in the left teticle and still ahev that left testicle. Oy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did he lose the testicle?! Are you kidding me?! Even the most well endowed man could not shoot himself in the left teticle and still ahev that left testicle. Oy.</p>
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		<title>By: D. Vineyard</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/have-a-happy-thanksgiving/comment-page-1/#comment-10585</link>
		<dc:creator>D. Vineyard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pity it wasn&#039;t both testicles, he&#039;d have been a perfect entry for a Darwin Award.</description>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/have-a-happy-thanksgiving/comment-page-1/#comment-3693</link>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you so much for these insane stories... geez, shooting himself in the testicle! That&#039;ll leave a mark...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you so much for these insane stories&#8230; geez, shooting himself in the testicle! That&#8217;ll leave a mark&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: George Pankey</title>
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		<dc:creator>George Pankey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>did he lose the tesicle?  only for a little while. they found it rolling around by the street lamp!</description>
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		<title>By: mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>did he lose the tesicle?</description>
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		<title>By: Sir Laughsalot</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sir Laughsalot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 23:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anyone who thinks humans are the pinnacle of evolution should take a look at this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone who thinks humans are the pinnacle of evolution should take a look at this.</p>
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