Have a Happy Thanksgiving
Friday, November 24th, 2006 • Filed under Kidnappings
On behalf of everyone here at Dumbcriminals.com, we hope you and those closest to you had a Happy Thanksgiving. And in honor of this momentous day, what Thanksgiving would be complete without a really big turkey! Here ya go…
WICHITA, Kan. ( AP) — A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.
He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.
Ummmm, ow. That will ruin his Christmas. Not to mention his New Year’s Eve, his Easter, his St. Patrick’s Day and his Kwanzaa.
Police caught up to the man after he managed to walk himself to the hospital. Apparently his high school gym coach’s advice of “walking it off” didn’t work as well as he hoped.
But wait, it gets dumber. He and two other accomplices were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over a stereo. He said he planned to kidnap the teen and wait for the stereo to deliver the ransom.
Sir Laughsalot says: November 27th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
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James says: December 27th, 2007 at 3:02 am
You have to die to get a Darwin Award, I think. But I read about a guy who, as a dare, put both testicles inside one of the golfball cleaners at a golf course. Didn’t end well.
Ashley says: September 23rd, 2008 at 7:15 pm