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	<title>Comments on: It&#8217;s for You, It&#8217;s the Police</title>
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		<title>By: We'reInClassRightNow</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/its-for-you-its-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-35380</link>
		<dc:creator>We'reInClassRightNow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thats weird haha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">thats weird haha</div>
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		<title>By: J.T.</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/its-for-you-its-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-29664</link>
		<dc:creator>J.T.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where did you come up with calling 911 without signal? It's not possible!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Where did you come up with calling 911 without signal? It&#8217;s not possible!</div>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sweet</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">sweet</div>
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		<title>By: Raychael</title>
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		<dc:creator>Raychael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can call 911 no matter where you are and your phone dosent even have to have service.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">You can call 911 no matter where you are and your phone dosent even have to have service.</div>
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		<title>By: Jen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 00:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet the car owner thanks god for that phone and the criminal's stupidity everyday. I mean, how dumb can you be, these days even 10 year olds have cell phones, and everyone know how widespread the things are, any criminal who knows anything would take the person's cell phone, too. Especially since they cost more money than you can withdraw from an ATM at one time, not to mention that the person you're robbing can hit like 2 buttons and be on the phone with the cops and a lot of them get signal in the strangest places. Are all criminals like Homer Simpson intelligence level or what? I bet when the guy got arrested he actually said D'oh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">I bet the car owner thanks god for that phone and the criminal&#8217;s stupidity everyday. I mean, how dumb can you be, these days even 10 year olds have cell phones, and everyone know how widespread the things are, any criminal who knows anything would take the person&#8217;s cell phone, too. Especially since they cost more money than you can withdraw from an ATM at one time, not to mention that the person you&#8217;re robbing can hit like 2 buttons and be on the phone with the cops and a lot of them get signal in the strangest places. Are all criminals like Homer Simpson intelligence level or what? I bet when the guy got arrested he actually said D&#8217;oh!</div>
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		<title>By: broklynn</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/its-for-you-its-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-12228</link>
		<dc:creator>broklynn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 15:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>holy shit enough cell phones lol but any way</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">holy shit enough cell phones lol but any way</div>
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		<title>By: he said she</title>
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		<dc:creator>he said she</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 20:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe he didnt notice that 1 of 2 americans has a cell phone...
be sad if the person he jacked was on the phone while he put em in the trunk :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">maybe he didnt notice that 1 of 2 americans has a cell phone&#8230;<br />
be sad if the person he jacked was on the phone while he put em in the trunk <img src='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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		<title>By: maiden-of-mystery</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/its-for-you-its-the-police/comment-page-1/#comment-11153</link>
		<dc:creator>maiden-of-mystery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 11:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Stand back everyone! The evolution of a stupid criminal's
brain is currently in progress!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Stand back everyone! The evolution of a stupid criminal&#8217;s<br />
brain is currently in progress!</div>
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