Dumb Criminals

Just ‘Cause You Didn’t Get Your Letter…

Monday, November 5th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults, Kidnappings

Sometimes kids just take it to the next level, you know? All you were trying to do was recapture your “friend” who had left the scout troop to live in the woods with his crazy, scissor-wielding girlfriend. And then your dog ends up hurt, so unfair.

While that story may be a work of fiction, this one isn’t. Ten teenagers, apparently a bit lonely and in need of a pet, approached a younger boy who happened to be walking his pet owl. The teenagers attacked the owner with Silly String, and punched him in the face upon his retaliation. Luckily he escaped with the owl, according to HP. Maybe being wise doesn’t always equate to being lucky.

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