Dumb Criminals

Merchandise

What do you want?

For years I’ve dabbled with the idea of selling site-related merchandise. T-shirts, coozies, mousepads (does anyone use them, anyhow?), etc. The trouble is, I can’t figure out what I want to make, and how it should be designed. This is where you come in.

I am looking for brilliant ideas, and I know they are lurking inside your head just dying to escape. So, click on over to the contact page and shoot me a message. Tell me what you want to see — what you want, what you think other people would want. I’m going to make it, seriously, and put it up for sale.

Let’s get those ideas rolling in. If I like your idea, I’ll send a couple free things your way.

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