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And Stay Away From My Indy Whip

Saturday, November 5th, 2011 • Filed under Murderers

Okay. I apologize to all you George Lucas nuts out there, but I…just…don’t…get it. The Star Wars Saga not only manages to span the entire galaxy, but also the whole spectrum of boring. Anakin Skywalker seems to create more drama than a Disney Channel teen, and Yoda is nothing more than a walking self-help book.

That being said, there are many full-grown men who’ve got one foot in the real world and one foot in the Jedi Temple. According to The Telegraph, a man in Britain was arrested for killing his wife, simply because….she had smashed up all of his Luke Skywalker memorabilia. The two had always had a strained relationship, and this was just another one of her attempts at “making his life hell”. In response, the man smothered her to death, and ran to his mother’s house afterward. At the very least, at least everybody’s hands stayed on.

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