Maybe He Overslept on His Deathbed
Monday, June 15th, 2009 • Filed under Murderers
I’ve always wondered what my last words should be on my deathbed. I believe it would be something like, “Get me two blondes, the dumber the better” or maybe at least one redhead depending on what kind of mood I’m in that week. It might be chauvinistic, but it’s the best use of a deathbed I can think of.
One man, however, found the worst use of a deathbed when he confessed to murdering a neighbor more than 20 years after his crime, according to the BBC.
The man never died. In fact, he got better and police charged him with the murder. That will make his funeral eulogy awkward to write.
He even called police to his home to make the confession because he thought he was dying. Police eventually sent him an arrest warrant in the form of a get-well card.
R says: June 16th, 2009 at 10:56 am
What’s even more ironic is that he now risks the real death sentence
REAGAN says: September 14th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I know isn’t that stupid!
Lestat says: December 3rd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
man that is so dumb never confess if you dont have to or you are sure your are dyeing
Ashley says: January 5th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Even IF I was dying….he seemed like he was going to get away with.. So why would you even tell anyone? Why would you turn yourself in? Or kill someone in the first place…?
Duuumb world:/
Tasea says: January 14th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Was he thinking he would be able to get a good notch at the heavens door because confessed to his past? Just saying if so he’s a little to late on that considering it’s been 20 years!
I would have to agree with Ashley DUMB WORLD!!
smiley says: January 20th, 2010 at 1:41 am
Maybe he feel so guilty in the first place so he need to confessed before he go to hell. Idiot
smiley says: January 20th, 2010 at 1:43 am
He is guilty as HELL!!!
smiley says: January 20th, 2010 at 1:47 am
He will kick the bucket anyway. there is no different if he did confessed or not. He is still a killer in the first place.
Puffy says: April 2nd, 2010 at 12:09 am
That’s God’s way of saying hahaha.
Claudia/Yaya/ Canelita says: October 21st, 2010 at 3:31 pm
omg that is stupid i wonder how it feels like to murder someone
Claudia/Yaya/ Canelita says: October 21st, 2010 at 3:33 pm
ps i am an angel i would never do that
Logan says: December 13th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Fail :L Why would you confess 20 years later. LOL
SB says: January 30th, 2011 at 12:57 am
I bet he confessed in order to be absolved of his sins & be admitted to heaven…as a non-believer this is one of the things that really sticks in my craw…you can be an utter **** head your whole life but as long as you find God at the end then you’ll be sweet…what a crock of ****!
Sucked in to this moron…I hope the family of the person he killed go after him for damages too!
nick says: February 14th, 2011 at 1:21 am
don don faiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllll
john says: March 24th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
im gonna have to say that this guy is really retarted, but also i have to give him credit… he wanted to confess before he died, of course now hes probably sitting in his cell saying “drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat -inhales- drat drat drat drat…”
Andrea says: May 17th, 2011 at 12:03 am
Somebody didn’t read the Evil Overlord List.