Dumb Criminals

Tailgate Scandal

Saturday, February 7th, 2015 • Filed under Murderers

How extravagant was your Superbowl party? Did you indulge in brand-name sweet tea instead of the Publix kind? Did you grill the type of hamburgers that have the cheese inside? No matter what, I’m sure your party was as rocking as Katy’s left shark.

One man in Florida pulled out all the stops to entertain his Superbowl guests. According to The Smoking Gun, he was arrested on Sunday before the game even started. Why? He was caught trapping and killing five small alligators. He explained that his plan was to cut off their tails and serve an alligator tail dish that night. Honestly, the whole situation was so sad that I’m surprised Nationwide didn’t use it on a commercial.

 

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