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Take anything you want, but please don’t suck my toes!

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005 • Filed under News Links

Police have finally caught an unusual crminal who had a fetish with toes. Apparently, this burglar has been taking his sleeping victims’ money and then can’t help himself when it comes to his victims feet. The suspect broke into a couple’s apartment on the night of Nov. 6 and stole some money. He then went into the couple’s bedroom, where they were sleeping, and began to fondle the male victim’s toes. The sleeping man reportedly woke up thinking he was being caressed by his partner. When he discovered it was not his partnet, he chased the burglar, who then fled in a truck. Police later used the truck description to track down and arrest this burglar. Police later said Russell was known to have a foot fetish. He allegedly once broke into a woman’s home and woke her up by sucking on her toes. Russell was charged with residential entry and burglary. He is in Johnson County Jail on
$100,000 bond.

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