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See Ya Later Alligator

Saturday, March 5th, 2016 • Filed under Other Weapons

Wildlife can be a real issue in rural areas of the country. People find snakes in toilets, scorpions on beds, children in public places. Luckily, animal control and extermination services across the nation have cracked down on the issue, as portrayed in classic cinema masterpieces such as Over the Hedge, Hoot, and Madagascar.

Occasionally, human inhabitants of a town may heighten the issue themselves. A man in Florida was arrested after ordering a drink at a Wendy’s drive-thru. Seems like a criminally pointless endeavor, yes, but not quite illegal. However, after receiving the beverage, he proceeded to throw an alligator from his car window, through the drive-thru window, and into the kitchen of the restaurant. According to Huffington Post, he was arrested using information from the receipt. No word yet on whether the alligator is a fry cook or cashier.

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