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Spots On Your Record

Saturday, August 6th, 2016 • Filed under Other Weapons

When I was little, my mother bought me one of those mail-order ladybug farms. Boy howdy, was that a disappointment to a preschooler and her younger sister enchanted and enthralled by the natural world around them. First of all, ladybugs spend most of their lives as creepy, six-legged fly things. When they die, usually in this stage, their friends and family consume their little corpses. It was upon this discovery that my mother suggested we release our ladybugs into the wild.

Imagine this, but on the scale of 72,000 ladybugs. Imagine that, but in the halls of your high school. Students at a Maryland high school are facing charges after pulling the best senior prank ever. According to RT, other students are holding protests and signing petitions in order to release the culprits from their penalties. While this may be the whitest crime ever committed, the support rallied by the student body is indeed heartwarming.

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