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Still Better Than Apple Maps

Friday, April 3rd, 2015 • Filed under Other Weapons, Technology

What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever wanted to do? We all have a bucket list of epic proportions, yet most of us at least attempt to keep our goals within legal parameters. For example, my proudest accomplishment is consuming an entire airline sandwich, much to the repulsion of my family and every passenger in near vicinity. Was it pale ham or pink turkey? Chunky mayo or just watery cheese? Nobody will ever know.

Google Maps extends all the way to Australia, where a 38 year old woman claimed that flashing the street view camera has been on her bucket list, and flash she did. Curiously enough, Google took their sweet time pixelating the image, prompting the perpetrator to request a t-shirt from the company. According to The Smoking Gun, she claims that people are only critical because they are jealous. Luckily, some techie was given the unholy task of “entombing” the daredevil in a “pixilation chamber”. Not before the initial attempt only succeeded in blurring out her face, leaving the goods out for display.

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