Dumb Criminals

They Said I Could Be Anything, So I Became Laundry

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 • Filed under Other Weapons

Kids can be a lot of work. In fact, they’ve been called the “best form of birth control”. That being said, it’s still a parent’s duty to raise them into well-functioning members of the American society. Wait, that’s an oxymoron.

So, basically, don’t put your toddler in the dryer. Seems like a simple parenting tip, right? Well, one mother in Iowa doesn’t even have that one down. After discovering her son hiding in the dryer during a game of hide-and-seek, she decided a punishment was in order. So…she shut the door, and turned ON the dryer. According to Globe Gazette, it was only for a few seconds. So at least he didn’t wrinkle.

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